emerson karaoke machine The Human Karaoke Machine
Ricardo Carpenter came to the Paradise Lounge to photograph the swimming pool and finally sang Purple rain with a band.This is a long version that is more appealing than the Prince's own version."I never thought of bringing you any pain," Carpenter cried in front of an audience who suffered the same pain.On Saturday night, the pain is the standard when the amazing embarrassment plugs into its human karaoke."If you want to get the feeling of joining the band, that's it," David Maric said after singing and dancing, "Wake Me Up Before You Go," Wham!."It's much better than karaoke.Three are awkward.man, three-Chord combo, will support anyone with any song in the list of 250 pop and rock songs.The selection ranges from "Dancing Queen" of ABBA to "Beer Drinkers and Hell initiates" of ZZ Top ".Whatever the singer chooses-From the syrup list written by the Captain and Tennille "love will make us together" and "I am together...I said, Neil Diamond.-Embarrassing people promise to play all the way, don't laugh.They are professionals.A few Saturdays ago, band member Lev Delani announced: "There are two things that maintain the function of the human karaoke machine ."."The first is alcohol.The second is the name on the list."There's a sign --The board next to the band is like a pool table.People must register by name, but not by song.It's a surprise that mystery often lasts through this song.The band has a way to make them all sound the same, just like at Bob Dylan's concert.The singer gets a lyric, but it's worth remembering the words for dramatic results.From the point of view of the club owner, embarrassment serves the economic function of encouraging people to become kind and excited.Most people sign the list and then hurry back to their radio station to enjoy themselves before their name is called."People need a glass of hot wine to get there," Delany said ."."If you have a bar, we're the one you're looking.They are actually three old Jinshan people.-Delani, Jim Galbraith and Greg Ford-A person who uses guitar, drums and bass to keep things active.Delany and Galbraith also showed up on Sunday at power trio Spoto in kilowatts.Delany, 29, said the embarrassment was formed a year ago and was "an idea that the time has come ".Booked most of the Saturday in the Paradise Lounge above heaven, booked the last Thursday of each month in the Casanova cocktail lounge, when it was in the black and white game, embarrassing people will be exposed by some residential areas."From what I have heard, they are loose enough .""They are a group of drunk rich people who will be very willing to deceive themselves on stage."The crowd in heaven may not be rich, but in the crowded and smoky upstairs rooms where the band has developed followers, the buffet has become easy.When the registration is lagging, several groups sitting next to the stage are eager to stand up and sing to attract more timid performers."This is (awkward)-A man said as a disclaimer before taking off his sports coat and sunglasses.But once the band gets stuck in a strong punk rhythm, the "TV Party" jumps like Iggy Pop."I don't like when people get up, they're really good," says Chris winhalk of San Francisco, who happens to be the wife of Galbraith."I like when they are born."The band itself is very shabby, but so are the singers.It's a match.The volume of the instrument has been very large enough to drown the vocals."There is a lot of energy in this room and it doesn't matter if you can sing," said 25-year-old Maricich .".He heard about the embarrassment of Los Angeles and came to the North for his debut.The first song of Maricich's evening was changed from steam to Japanese ".Then he signed up again and did "I Want You to Want Me" with cheap tricks ".The climax of his medley was at midnight, "Wake Me Up Before You Go.Not singing very well.-He kept turning eight degrees from fake sound to bass.But he pleased the crowd with a lively arm.He called it the swing dance of "doing white dance."Duets are also popular for those who are too shy.The two women took their arms and crossed the "city center" of Petra Clark "."It turned out to be a cover for some free advertising."If anyone doesn't have a plan for next Friday, come to mission stone," one of the women said before being hooked."It was a private party, but you were all invited.After that, three women get up and do the classic Delta Dawn by Helen Reddy, with applausealong."I don't see any of you here, come on, sing," asked one .".Back in her seat, she described the experience as "intoxicating and exciting ".I always wanted to sing in the band.So did the 26-year-old carpenter, who asked two white Russians to put him on stage.Then, as the band hobbled into the introduction of "rain", he poured out a beer bottle.Despite being white, Carpenter claimed he had won a Prince-style match.He started slowly and then formed the momentum to catch Mike like Tom Jones did."I know, I said I know, times are changing," he said ." The audience stood behind him and swayed with the rhythm.He will not leave the stage."I need another beer, but I have to sing this song now ."The band finally pulled his plug.The audience applauded Carpenter, who walked into the adjacent pool room, waiting to be recalled for another time.He's not, but the amazing embarrassment is magical."I think I'm actually a prince," he said .""I wish I could sing three more songs."Tomorrow and March 29, an amazing awkward play will be staged in the Paradise Lounge at Folsom St.1501.San Francisco.Cover is $7.Call (415) 861-6906.The group will also perform at the black and white ball on May 10.